Starline Jürgen Leitner rant edit

STARLINE THE PLATYPUS? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING STARLINE GOD DAMN FOOL EGGMAN COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT PLATYPUS OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING STARLINE THE PLATYPUS. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT STARLINE I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP SHRINES WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST TINY GLASSES GET AWAY FROM ME.

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said starlines waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. if i have to deal with starline speaking one word in person on voice in the new comic arc not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to reread the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate him so much. he loves success but i am just mad because i am ANGY. he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of eggman and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had trauma make him want eggman cuz if he didnt Im going to make him.

paypal.com/IFuckingHateStarlineThePlatypus

issue’s not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his legacy and I lost it. where the fuck is starline if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt. crusty old man. ill punch starline and his sad frail middle aged man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final warp topaz he kept on him at all times simply stolen from eggman. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when starline died or will die again so i can make it a reminder on my phone, and everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true shrines.